facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks

Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion

by kilam345 January 24, 2012

Facebook Glancing

A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.

Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?

Girl: How did you know I work there...?

Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.

by Jacked313 December 20, 2012

Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"

Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!

by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014