cheese doodle

a very large clitoris. Resembling a small penis.

Joe- dude that wrestler China is hot!!
frank- yeah but she's got a cheese doodle
Joe- eww

by sedated.sarah May 31, 2009

cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Cheese Sandwich

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

by Swolman09 December 31, 2017