by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
Get the hair wankermug. the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
Get the alaskan hair tiemug. when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021
Get the rice crispy hairmug. Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
by brytor March 16, 2021
Get the Cunt hairmug. “Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023
Get the long hair dysmorphiamug. A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"
by bguguen destroyer August 24, 2014
Get the HAIR MODELmug. 