"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Get the facebook babymug. I deleted Facebook and you should too.
by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021
Get the Facebookmug. A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason
Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason
Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
Get the Facebookmug. A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!
by Schrades January 25, 2015
Get the Chronic Facebook Likermug. Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."
This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
Get the Facebook Slammug. by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022
Get the Facebook Probationmug.