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We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.
Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.
Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."
by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020
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i need to take a dev

bro i need to take a dev
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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
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