poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.

child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!

by mynameischikychikychikychiky September 29, 2022

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

poo-hickey

food that is disgusting to a two year old child

'green beans and broccoli are poo-hickey'

also used ironically, 'ice cream is poo-hickey'

by chazvestite June 24, 2025

pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

poo

a thing that comes butt hole

i done a poo

by jamie 6 January 20, 2020

Welpy Poo

Welpy quelpy poo is my favorite huggy wuggy buddy, everyone should love and give him kissy wissys

I Love my Welpy Poo

by Wakey Wakey Lake and Bakey December 20, 2023

Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:

"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"

by cittadelslang February 12, 2018