Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a pattersonmug. Good friends talk about there sex lives. Best friends talk about taking a dale.
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
by Imajewmoney December 17, 2020
Get the Take a Dalemug. "They are taking a break." "Oh wow so cool that they are still dating and together and in love and kissing."
by asdajsdkasdkasjd April 17, 2022
Get the taking a breakmug. A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019
Get the Selby Takemug. When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
Get the Take a J.R.mug. “Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
Get the Taking a Jaredmug. to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.
Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010
Get the take it to heavenmug.