1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

r.3k.1

Cooler then you

Go follow @ r.3k.1

by Maplez September 25, 2021

1-B

A very loving robot <3

Does 1-B has a dick?

by DarkM0chii August 30, 2021

1

1

sdx q 1 wdc

by The_sayer_of_truth March 22, 2024

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2

1. Gary Glitter's Magnum Opus.
2. The morale boosting theme for sports; NFL, NHL, NBA, PGA, etc....

Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 is plays during NFL football games and in the 1996 movie Happy Gilmore.

by Viscount Druitt February 17, 2023

Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod

i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day

by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025

1/0 ys

A way to tell someone to kill themselves and bypassing tos/ingame restricitions

1/0 ys little kid.

by grippy sock home January 4, 2024