Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 19, 2023

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Chunky’s dead

A meme.

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

hes dead

A guy named vernon is dead. And he is a he so he's dead.

Person1: did you hear hes dead
Person2: dam really was it vernon
Vernon: yes it was fun

by Hes dead June 02, 2021

dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 14, 2018

dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

Dead Laughter

A killjoy who lived in the outskirts of Battery City, specifically zone 6. Her best friend was Midnight Tragedy and she died from a fun shot in 2024.
That was not a spelling error.

Omg! It’s Dead Laughter and Midnight Tragedy!

by a mcr fan February 29, 2020