A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
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Muffin
• muffintop
• muffin man
• muffin head
• muffing
• Muffinious
• muffin button
• muffin time
• muffining
• muffin tits
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Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
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