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Facebook

The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020
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Facebook

person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
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Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.
Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook
by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019
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Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.
Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.
by ohmytodd December 28, 2010
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Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013
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Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018
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facebook

ily facebook
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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