call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

you call off

so what it means is that you so fake, you fake ass biishh .

why you like this, you call off .periodt .

by bvbyxshaii September 1, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)

Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"

by Hood essentials March 6, 2024