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A girl who is a massive flirt and always wants a shag and absolutely adores a girl named charleigh who can’t get over her ex so she decides to fuck him around also she likes doing streaks in her fit thongs she’s also a massive Tory
Aye yo babes Big bum wiki has the fattest badonkadonk
by Lynx Africa October 13, 2019
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Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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Bum

The word “bum” and the person “Aiden Weinberger” are of equal equivalence. Aiden Weinberger is there biggest bum in all of great neck if not the entire world, and is such a bum that he’s in his own club that even meddy can join. All he does is bum all day every day and calls other people bums when they aren’t even close to being one, let alone miles away from being on Aiden Weinberger’s level of bumness. He is simply just on another level of bum that nobody can ever reach him no matter what.
“Hey, Is that Aiden Weinberger?”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”
by ScrubIt6969 August 28, 2021
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Bum hole

anais eats pea crisps and Kian is the best at wheelies and Sophia is the best ._.
by Kisoan October 3, 2019
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bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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BUM

noun: a person, violator, a Karen, someone who thinks they don't have to follow rules.

A.K.A.

Someone who parks their car in your parking spot. Making them a bum and lazy. Especially a paid parking spot. Where someone other than you has paid for it! It's like parking in a handicap spot.
Girl:
Hey Bum don't park in my spot!

BUM:
🖕🏻 Bi*ch, c*nt I can do what I want when I want. Why because I have good vibes!
BUM, A TITLE, DIRECT ENTITLEMENT, LAME,
by Sum-wear-over-da?103 April 11, 2023
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