May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021

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May 3rd, 2024

The best day in hip-hop history. In the midst of a rap battle between American rapper Kendrick Lamar & Canadian rapper Drake. This is the day Drake dropped "Family Matters" and Kendrick Lamar dropped "Meet the Grahams" not even an hour later. Lamar then went on to drop "Not Like Us", also dissing Drake.

"Damn, Kendrick dropped two times that day?"
"Yes sir, May 3rd, 2024, was literally, THAT DAY"

by lorsteppa May 5, 2024

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may 20th

national social tourist day

“hey what’s on may 20th?”
“it’s social tourists birthday!”

by leia @dameluzed May 20, 2022

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May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

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MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

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May 3rd

international cook a rat day.

Specifically used in barbecue.

"Hey do you know what day it is?"
"yeah May 3rd"
"Wow do you wanna grill some rats for lunch in my garden for lunch?"
"Yeah dude I'd love to, I'll bring some as well they'll be delicious."

by OXFORD. May 2, 2023

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