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Ryan

Ryan is generally a simp who obsesses over women he can never get
You that dawg ryan is a simp
by boof.com February 27, 2020
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Ryan

Oh look, its Ryan, that one guy no one likes.
by DefNotRyan September 4, 2018
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Ryan

He will probably become a pedofile. He is a brony for lyfe. An avid anime lover. If you don't see him in your window it's because you're over 13.
Example: "I think a Ryan might be following me."
by ryanstaulcup December 11, 2018
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Ryan

Got a way longer and bigger cock than seb who gets 0 fucking bitches and loves shane Ryan is a ultra sigma male and should be worshipped for being a supreme deity and being the ultra god of sex
by IFuckingHateSeb November 22, 2021
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Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.
Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.
by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010
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yvan ryan

He is amazing that you will ever met. He is the man that will stand at the pinnacle of the sea someday.
Yvan Ryan is a wonderful person.
by Disclaimersxccz November 21, 2021
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Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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