sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 30, 2021

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022

Pink Milk Pie

When you creampie inside a girl on her period.

Bro: How was last night?

Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied

by PinkMilkPie June 1, 2022

Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

Moon pie

When you moon someone and take a poop while doing it

He moon pied me out the window of the car

by Nasty Nate 772 February 26, 2022

Frito pie

Frito pie -Frito corn chips with nacho cheese, chili, and jalapeños served in the Frito bag. Frito pie can also be used with Doritos or Hot Cheetos

Jojo can you make me a Frito pie please?

by Jojo L B August 10, 2022