My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

Hot Dog Water

A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.

Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.

Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?

How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?

by Jimmer Bolt June 17, 2012

Wizard Water

A beautiful drink of water and mdma

I went and saw Tron, man we were high off that wizard water

by ThatGuy1111 December 8, 2010

Tall drink of water

HAHHAHAAHAHAH TRUMP SUCKS

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

by wow you dont know??? January 23, 2017

That's my daughter in the water

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics

"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"

by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011