Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

Ryan

Ryan is the perfect friend. You could ask him for the world and he would give it to you. Ryan is cute and super preppy. He is the perfect friend to go to if you wanna have a laugh. Ryan is also used to being friendzoned.

Sarah: hey you know that knew guy?

Lexi: Yeah, he is a total Ryan.

by kinkysloth May 23, 2018

Ryan

Biggest NPC in pierre elliot trudeau. The HS ryan has no brain, is smart but dumb as fuck, and likes any girl that he talks to.

Bruh ryan likes another girl
Fr? he's a NPC how do you even know?
Cuz he's an npc idiot, everyone knows

by peths kid May 15, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is the sweetest, kindest guy you will meet in your entire life. He is super smart, but people don't see it at first. He's extremely talented, and has a knack for many things. He may seem really shy and quiet at first, but inside he's so goofy and kind.

Dang, Ryan is the sweetest guy I have ever met in my life!

by Not_A_Dweeb June 10, 2022

Ryan

A cool dude, his very athletic and smart. He can be a good friend but sometimes he can be a jerk. Likes to hang out with his relatives, he isn't all that popular. Acts crazy sometimes, but all in all a good dude to be friends with.

Person 1) Hey look there's Ryan his a nice dude sometimes.
Person 2) yea sometimes other times a complete jerk.

by Krayons 213 May 10, 2023

ryan harty

a man who was kissed by another man and then gets really tall and menacing but actually is a softy. Takes an honors spamish class he is very smart xd

"Ryan Harty is dumb smart"

-Zak Hallway

by Butthole maker May 27, 2018

ryan ogg

A socially awkward hermit who wishes they could relax for a million years.

A Television expert who is So overly obsessed that they use tv show analogies in every conversation they ever speak.

Is that ryan Ogg over there relaxing watching tv?

Ryan Ogg is so chill man he just could relax for a million years.

by Ostrichboi February 24, 2017