cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Kiss me eyes

The look given when a person wants to be kissed. Usually occurs when staring into one's eyes, then a quick glance down to the persons lips, then back up to the eyes.

Seen in every movie with a romantic kiss.
"bro she was so giving me those "kiss me eyes"

by Vladimir Krugger May 4, 2008

The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

Black Eye Friday

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.

Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on

by Millyxz December 15, 2009

eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009

cock eyes

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.

Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.

by james March 16, 2005

Brown eye

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.

"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."

by randomimpulsion2165 June 13, 2013