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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022