Suck the hind tit

To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.
The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.
by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 05, 2005
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Tits Mcgee

A singer who sings about corn in poop and other bodily functions
"Corn in my poop- Tits Mcgee"
by Cassie Stepanek February 24, 2009
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squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
by -Mouse- December 19, 2011
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Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life
1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."
by emoysha October 14, 2009
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three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.
Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.
by joooobooo July 27, 2011
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tit sucky fucky

The act of, while tit-fucking, for the woman to suck on the head of the penis.
Guy1: My girl friend gave me some tit sucky fucky.

Guy2: What?

Guy1: You know! Like a blowjob during a tit-fuck!

Guy2: That sounds awesome just thinking about it!

Guy1: Yep. My girl gives the best blowj's ever...

Guy2: Oh shit, I need to go to the bathroom.
by DragD March 01, 2008
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tit tickler

Yo that nigga is a one bad ass tit tickler.
by bulldog07 May 12, 2006
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