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Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude
Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit
by Just me, not him July 21, 2023
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Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?
Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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take dat l

Toxicity on Hypixel:
When someone dies, wait for the killer that have killed he to die,when the killer lose,the player says Take dat L.
FUCK YOU!Take dat L.
Take dat L Noob.
by zCri07tecH_ September 12, 2017
mugGet the take dat lmug.

Pony Pull Take Down

Straight grabbing a girl by her pony tail, or hair in general, and putting her where you want; can be combined with follow up moves (similar to a Mortal Kombat combo, e.g. Pony pull take down to a throat throttle)
Example 1: Jake was walking out in the sunshine the other day and saw a blonde 10 that he had to have so he approached and proceeded with a pony pull take down to a throat throttle.

Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.

Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.

Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
by kingkongbingbongdingdong September 23, 2022
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Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.
Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?
by James Dornan September 17, 2021
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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
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taking my mind

It's basically saying that you like someone. And you can't stop thinking about them
by yoyocarl April 16, 2017
mugGet the taking my mindmug.

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