Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

penanuwi sandwich

the perfect stoner sandwich.
it consists of nutella, peanut butter, bananas, and whipped cream in between two slices of bread.

penanuwi sandwich

by jedi_105 August 11, 2010

idiot sandwich

three idiots in a threesome

person 1: wanna have an idiot sandwich
person 2: of course we need a third
person 3: me

by savspussyeater April 12, 2022

Ice Cream Sandwich

When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream

Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!

by glizzy mentality July 30, 2023

sandwich goddess

One of the coolest bitches on discord and vrchat. Often seen sporting a Waluigi nose and mustache because she is just that cultured. Very friendly. Always ready to play games with her friends. Very supportive.

Wow that girl is great. She must be a real sandwich goddess.

by SandwichGoddess November 21, 2022

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016