A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.
"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020
Get the Courtesy Sandwichmug. by BusSandwichDK October 5, 2019
Get the Bus Sandwichmug. A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
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Get the fracon sandwichmug. by avrgcock January 15, 2014
Get the Greasy Sandwichmug. Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
by GAFood December 14, 2018
Get the weed sandwichmug.