pussy raisen 

Dried up and unfortunately left behind chunk of blood from a menstraul cycle that resembles a raisen.

Sheila the bush bitch had a big fuckin' pussy raisen stuck in her pubies!!
or, perhaps,
Fuck! Did you see that pussy raisen lodged in Bessy's cooter in grandpa's home made porn?

pussy raisen by Heya Skummner March 1, 2004

pussy schmuck 

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

pussy schmuck by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

pussy popper

a pussy popper is basically like a pick up line that makes girls really horny.

guy - Oh hay,I just came up with this awesome pussy popper.
other guy - GOOD LUCK! I HOPE IT WORKS!

pussy popper by fredthefishie March 22, 2009

pussy-poping 

to pop a girls cherry

man i was pussy-poping all night.

pussy-poping by brad March 7, 2005

pussy puncher 

Another form of dry fisting, but only with more force and no lubricant. In order for it to be classified as pussy punching, your entire fist (past the wrist bone) must be in the females genitals within one try. Pussy punching happens often with nude boxing.

last night i KO'd my girlfriend in the third round of nude boxing with the pussy puncher.

pussy puncher by midel December 31, 2006

pussy shield

The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.

I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.

pussy shield by xens July 25, 2008

Pussy Bomb 

The act of shitting in a girls pussy.
Also Know As a Calgary Stampede..

He wondered what he got himself into when she suggested a Pussy Bomb...

Pussy Bomb by SEANicboom July 9, 2009