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Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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There is a lot of poo in the stables.
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
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Poo snowcone

When a girl has sex with two homosexual men after they have sex with eachother and she gets excrement and semen from them in her vagina.
Those guys are so hot making out, I'd love to join in and let them give me a poo snowcone.
by Nasty bob January 10, 2021
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Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020
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Poo

Brown shit that comes out of your anus
The poo oozed out of him as he moaned
by NOVAERX April 10, 2022
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Poo

You
Your a Poo
by Gbshsgsgs May 4, 2019
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