jesus

the person trisha paytas sang about

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~

by Im.bi. December 22, 2021

Jesus

Jesus without 'Je' is sus

Jesus is sus

by anonymous November 22, 2021

jesus is latinx

.

😱: jesus is latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus

The truth and the life.

Dude: who's Jesus?
Jesus: the king of kings

by Nivi. March 17, 2025

Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

Roblox Jesus

Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus

"bro, did you get your daily filling of Roblox Jesus, cuz I did."

by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020