wesley's penis

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.

"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."

by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

penis nose

Someone with a nose that looks like a penis

"oi look, that guy got a penis nose"
"hahaha"

by JOHN XX April 8, 2006

Penis babies

Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.

Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.

Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies

by cleser92 March 13, 2009

My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 2, 2019

Skyscraper Penis

V1nce’s penis. The opposite is every furries penis oh wait they don’t have one. SUB TO V1nce Cuh

“V1nce has a skyscraper penis”

by FURRIES.SHALL.DIE April 21, 2022

Georges penis

A humongous body part that could RIP all the way through a woman's body if George isn't careful

Georges penis was soooooo good last night I could feel it in my stomach

by Goldbennet123 April 6, 2019