Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.
Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.
by Lbell515 January 1, 2019
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When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.
Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.
by Michael M #9 December 4, 2018
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You get night humor when you are too tired to distinguish the difference between absolutely hilarious, completely normal, and completely absurd.
Person #1: MAN I LOVE MY MUSIC HUHEHAH.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
by TotallyNotComfy October 17, 2020
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When people ( kids) throw egg at other people doors mystery night
by Kiyah. November 17, 2021
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That decisive moment on a dance floor when you choose a substance to consume that will carry you to the end of the party.
What is your soup of the night? I think Molly because I want to dance more.
by scottvalentinewastaken June 17, 2021
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