my moms dead

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008

My mom Karen

My mom Karen is the fucking opposite of a Karen, in parenting terms, She wants me to succeed but I can't stand her.

I have a My Mom Karen

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Mom Has a MySpace

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.

Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude

by jameswax December 5, 2007

super-mom syndrome

Super-mom Syndrome is a mom noticeably amazing to and for her kids; Supermom's can be (MILFS) but not a requirement; They can also be soccer-mom's or so bad-ass that you assume they are one. She knows when to show up, shut up, lead & follow/support.

"damn, she got super-mom syndrome right there, getting all those happy-assed kids into that SUV while looking like she's on cat-walking on the runway and shit"!

by FondaManChild December 5, 2016

Your mom gay

An epic way to come back at someone that roasted you

Gekyume: Hey Jah I bet your circumcised

Jah: well hahaha I bet your mom gay

by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

ur mom gay

The most destructive, god defying, depression starting ever thrown insult to exist. This insult could destroy your opponent in a second.

Jim: Hey George you have an iq of a transgender horse.
George: Ya well, your mom gay.
Jim: (Cuts off genitalia with razor sharp object)

by seriousdictionary14 May 10, 2018

ur moms a spider

Funny ur mom joke

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"

by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021