Jack Meyer

High-quality human being. Confirmed lit, kinda insane though. Basically mini doctor as well. Also is a Giga-Chad

Hey Jack Meyer, penis!

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

thirsty jack

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019

Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.

Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.

by Billy jr March 11, 2016

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Jack Sax

The biggest bot in fortnite is a faggot

What a fag, he must be a jack sax.

by Wackmysack March 14, 2019

Jack-a-movie

A person who ruins a movie by being loud, rude, and/or texting and standing up and... smaking as loud at they can

I was sitting at the movies with my friends and a group of ten year old jack-a-movies came in and destroyed the movie for me.

by Yourmotherandyodaddywhoisddoud October 12, 2010