Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.

Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha

by abuhamza May 7, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

4th Law of Motion

A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops their motion.

You can’t go band for band with him, he’s well versed in the 4th Law of Motion

by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023

4th Law of Motion

A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops his motion.

You cannot go band for band with that nigga, he is well versed in the 4th Law of Motion

by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023

Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.

“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins”

-his soccer coach

by Pedri8 November 21, 2023

Touhou's Law

An instance in which someone states they hate the Touhou Project series, only to later on out themselves as a category of degenerates, most commonly being hentai addicts
Alternatively usable if they out themselves as a degenerate before stating that they hate the Touhou Project series

"He admitted to having an unhealthy addiction to pornography, his hate for Touhou Project started making sense considering Touhou's Law"

by RadishInDefeat November 22, 2023

newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

i follow newton's 4th law

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023