scouse foot

When you've spent too much time dancing at a rave and your ankles don't work right.

I was out at a psytrance night last night and got a bit of scouse foot

by timmyfactoid November 9, 2012

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Yeti Foot

Description for a person's foot that is pale and ashy due to freezing weather and lack of significant sunlight, or tanning source.

I need moisturizer and a trip to the tanning bed to cure my yeti foot.

by Deacon Jeffries January 26, 2014

lil foot

This person has one foot bigger then the other. He is not that smart but always makes a fool of himself everywhere he goes. Cant spell for shit. Unlucky with the girls, but when he does get them there 200lbs bigger then him. Well say he lives on his own but really stays with parents or grandparents.

Lil foot: Me and that girl from last night broke the bed , that's how hard we were going at it.

Friend: yea cause she was a sumo wrestler size chick.

by mad maxx 33 May 8, 2014

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014

Stank Foot

A loving term for ratchet marijuana.

Man you smoking on some of that stank foot.

by Cerrone Walker August 26, 2014