the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.

I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.

by TByrd July 29, 2016

Cup and Dump

When your cupping your girls boob and taking a shit at the same time

"Did you think i should try the Cup and Dump on Stacey tonight?"

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

brush cup dump

The act of dropping a deuce in the cup that holds the toilet cleaning brush, and replacing the brush into the fresh dump.

That bar was horrible, but don't worry, I brush cup dumped and left no tip.

by BathroomSniper November 16, 2016

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017