Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

fire dragon

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose

“my boyfriend fire dragon me

so hard last night”

by Anonymous” September 8, 2021

Sack Dragon

Penis

Suck my sack dragon.

by Buzz Richter October 5, 2020

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

The Red Dragon

The burn you feel around your asshole after eating spicy food and shitting it out.

"The Red Dragon strikes again"

by Avitong December 3, 2023

Sweet Dragon

When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.

Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.

by Brandonmart May 19, 2021