David

David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy

David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass

by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022

Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021

David

when someone does something that is considered infuriating to whoever is being affected

god damn dude, your so David right now!

by anonymous April 16, 2023

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023