Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023

Ice-cream

A delicious, frozen and creamy dessert that people named Kobi enjoy a little too much.

"You hear what Kobi did to that ice-cream tub last week?"
"Yeah man, what a freak!"

by miheraenjoyer69 September 2, 2022

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017