Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

ford city high school

A school located in Ford City, PA. I went there from fall 2012 to spring 2015. It was warm and welcoming. I met some lifelong friends there. The school was over a hundred years old and felt like home. That was before the inbred, tyrannical, conceited, river rats of Kittanning decided to close it and open a piece of shit school that does not deserve to be named here.

Person: Hey I heard that guy had an enriching and memorable high school experience where they formed great friendships and got a quality education.

Other Person: Yeah, he went to Ford City High School

by youraveragewoketardfeminist23 November 21, 2019

Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.

As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.

by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019

canyon city cluster fuck

When an inmates anus is turn’t-out due to a cluster of black people raping his butthole in prison.

Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!

by tbizzy2 August 28, 2019

temple city high school

bunch of Asians trying to act white . Bitches think they’re the shit . They fr talk all that smack but like talk to us when y’all can pass basic math .

People : oh you’re from temple city high school ?
Temple kids : yeah why

People : wow, how does it feel to come from a shit school

by Suckadickdickdickdick August 30, 2019

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021