clubbin the ettie

jacking off or pleasuring yourself while talking on voice with a girl without her knowledge or consent

he was clubbin the ettie while he was in private voice with her, she had no idea!

by Ettie Follet May 24, 2016

clubin

Saucin ballin

He's clubin him up

by Bourbon county middle school November 28, 2016

CLUBKELLY

a clubkelly is when you quit your job, play no gigs, complain all the time on twitter about how you need 5K so badly and also you decide to move in the most expensive city in Europe. There's also the possibility that you don't release EP's.

-hey how you been doin lately ?
-Im doin a clubkelly .
-Shit. Sorry.

by umid massoud July 5, 2017

Clubungo

This is a variation of Clabango and is used to not agree with something rather than agree with something someone said.

Average Joe: "Can I come over?"

Me: "Clubungo."

Average Joe: "Die you chode."

by Oshawottlovestacos September 28, 2017

clubho

A person who joins a club or group and then decides to leave and join another club or group.

Has that guy just joined a new car club?

What a clubho !!!

Nice rx3 though

by Pport February 21, 2018

Clubat

A clubat is a bat that you repeatedly use to bash someone over the head with until they get a clue

Guy 1: Man, that guy doesn't get it
Guy 2: yeah I know maybe he needs a session with my clubat

by Timmax September 3, 2019

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019