Baby Bulldozer

1. A baby carriage that's used aggressively by an individual who pushes other pedestrians aside or run them over.

2. An oversized baby carriage that takes up the entire width of the sidewalk.

Oh my god, that lady with the baby bulldozer almost ran over my foot!

by webcanto February 25, 2011

Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.

Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.

by Originalized November 7, 2011

baby bingus

a stupid fucking cat with no hair

what are you doing?
i am burning my fucking eyes wuth baby bingus

by guys please February 10, 2021

Mudslide Baby

A baby conceived by sperm running down the crack of a woman's ass into her vagina.

(1) The term "Mudslide Baby" is used for people who are abnormal or unusual.

(2) Hey man, I think Steve is a "Mudslide Baby." He always spazes out after he sneezes.

by DrewSmilie August 9, 2012

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

frances babys

france's babys are baby of a dumb idiot named france and she would thorw baby at ever one like a dumbass.

kill the frances babys

by whatthehellisgoon October 20, 2020