A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
Get the J-tankmug. Japanese author with a fascination in history. He may suffer from a degree of autism, but his personality really shines through!
We pray he will get better.
We pray he will get better.
Person 1: Do you know Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen?
Person 2: Of course! The author of "When Trouble Comes"
Person 2: Of course! The author of "When Trouble Comes"
by KJ Gohata-Chen January 17, 2024
Get the Kenyon J. Gohata-Chenmug. People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
Get the J-Wankermug. Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 22, 2021
Get the Esdras J. Cruzmug. Un uptight incompetent bitch who is always on her period. She has the IQ of a fucking pebble and her forehead is so gigantically large that it has its own gravitational pull.
by Mexican with a horse cock April 8, 2024
Get the Anna Jmug. by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
Get the Lauren Jmug. by J HOPE😫😫 February 25, 2021
Get the J hopemug.