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the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman
by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 5, 2015
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Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis
I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher
by therealpinger May 18, 2025
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Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.
George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive
by OlReliable October 13, 2022
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Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
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Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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