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High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
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Urban Schooling

The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)
Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.
by Zapar496 November 11, 2017
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school bag

The piece of shit that is way to heavy and breaks at the end of the fucking year, draining your parents money in the process
Lincoln: Mommy, my school bag ripped.
Motherly figure: I'm going to commit tax fraud to pay this.
by no reeal name, just me January 10, 2022
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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
mugGet the School testmug.

high school

the only place on earth where you can get away with selling and doing drugs in the bathroom, but get a detention for showing up 30 seconds late to a studyhall.
Hey come buy weed with me in the bathroom at 1:00
I can't i've got detention
For what?
I was late to studyhall
Welcome to high school
by aud38 October 18, 2016
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High School

A place where you are forced to go 5 days a week (at least) for seven hours a day (at least). You are forced to sit in useless classes, like calculas and retain useless information to spit back up on a test. Instead you really should be taught things like how to pay taxes, how to have a good job interview, etc etc.
Some of the teachers are nice and understand teenagers, but most are egotistical duchebags who think their way is the ONLY way.
by rman16 October 25, 2014
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