ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

ur granny tranny

By far the worst thing a person can say to you

Marco:"ur granny tranny"

*Mars implodes*

by Stodick March 14, 2018

Ur

ur is a short form of "your". Usually used by lazy people or fast typers

"hi stacy you left UR bag in my house come pick it up"

by hitormissbitch July 22, 2021

Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.

(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM

by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020

ur mom

it’s means ur mom dumb fuck 😐

“ur mom”
“WHAT??”
“it means ur mom”

by heyfuckers.com July 29, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019