If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*
by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022
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10 Seconds Rule

The 10 Seconds Rule is simple. Draw a camera and yell, “10, 9,... 1“ and click, during the countdown the models should do the first out-of-the box thing they can think of.

The 10 Seconds Rule is a great way to take wicked pictures.

Common things to do are too pick someone up, get naked or doing a handstand, or all above.
1. He took an awesome 10 Seconds Rule picture, everybody where all over the place

2. Haukur broke his cufflinks when ripping his clothes off during the 10 Seconds Rule
by gunniho May 06, 2008
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1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating
Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.
by themisfitsman May 23, 2019
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I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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NNN 5 day Rule

When a person has 5 days in the beginning of the Month of November

To ejaculate as much as they want. After the 5th day passes they can no longer ejaculate until the month of November passes
Diego ejaculated on the 4th month of November.....his still in the NNN 5 day rule
by Nate1238 November 02, 2023
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Rule of JLaw

Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.
"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"
by Lady Coco March 03, 2014
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When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"
by KITT FAN October 14, 2011
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