fuck youtp

When two people hate each other a whole lot, and it's common knowledge, so everyone just begins to "ship" it.

"Gosh, it's like they can't stop fighting."
"It's official, they're my fuck youtp."

by Prxblematic December 20, 2016

fuck toe

When life gets you down, nothing brings a bigger smile to your face than switching up your curse words.

hey, fuck toe! you're in my way.

instead of using shit head, for fuck face.... use fuck toe.

by curseaway May 25, 2018

franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

by Deadfella September 20, 2010

fully fucked

When a situation gets out of hand and impossible to recover from.
Originated from: Sri Lanka

We have not released the freight and the last free day is today; this shipment is fully fucked.

by Bigupzz November 23, 2016

shluck fuck

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010