blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010
Get the blokey pantsmug. by Nolspe November 7, 2022
Get the Pant-Shittermug. A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.
by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015
Get the Bilbo Brown Pantsmug. Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025
Get the Pants Handcuffing Anklesmug. by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
Get the whore-pantsmug. Someone who refers to Heroin by the slang name “pants”.
Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.
Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.
“Hey dude, youre pants are Down”
“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”
Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”
Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.
“parachute pants!”.
“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”
Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”
Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.
“parachute pants!”.
by Sydetracked November 1, 2019
Get the Pantsmug. by Account unknown April 19, 2023
Get the Pants pipemug.