go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

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Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

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Henry play me in the chess

A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit

Henry play me in the chess

by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025

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Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a videogame, often abandoning all fun aspects of said game.

I don't want to play against them because they're always playing for money.

by anonymous November 8, 2025

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Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a primarily non-competitive video-game, often times abandoning all fun aspects of said video-game.

I don't want to play with them because they're always playing for money.

by ChaosBLR November 8, 2025

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