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Michael Xiang

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
by hyqothetical October 24, 2022
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Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.
Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?
by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023
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A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
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Michael wire

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame
by Anya phelan April 27, 2023
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Michael

Michael is something that is perfect I’m every way and nothing can be better than it
My lizard , Michael, is soooooo perfect.
by Michael is Fantabulous October 30, 2021
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Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
by stePmanang September 2, 2021
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