May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022

May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

May-O

When someone uses Mayo as a lube substitute and maggots infest the vaginal canal and hit that G-spot, producing an orgasm

I had sex with this guy last night and ended up getting May-O'd.

by mommymilkermaggot March 28, 2022

lillie-may

she is the ALPHA WOLF AND YOU DONT MESS WITH HER IF YOU DO SHE WILL EAT YOU OUT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ONLY EATS YOU OUT AND CHIPS AND SALSA. ALSO SHE IS MOMMY AND THE DAD IS BARRY B BENSON

“Lillie-may, w-why did you eat me out when daddy benson said not to?”

by possums69696969699 January 22, 2022

May 9th

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.

May 9th

“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”

by 743772 May 6, 2022

4th of May

Today is the day when people named"Rodislav " should send people named" Teodora "(the pretty, smart, funny and perfect girls) a hundred leva!

Oh... look Tedy, it's 4th of may!... There you go (100 leva) to buy some books.

by kaloqn.ivanov May 4, 2024